TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?
Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?
TSA: why do u always do this?
replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time
there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades
If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?
someone should get to making a fandom bar.
no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!
The word “fandom” is an automatic turnoff
Can everyone just take a moment to think about the fact that they are married in real life