i watch ONE video of gumball in arabic and suddenly youtube thinks thats all i want to watch
what the FUCK is up with my recommended videos
whenever I see someone wearing a “cool story babe now make me a sandwich” shirt
“i’m working on composing some darker stuff for ukelele” something i actually overheard today
thinking you sound good singing but then hearing it recorded
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"
My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.